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Ben Folds Five - Song for the Dumped

Captures all the rage of the dumpee…in cheerful song. But seriously, ladies and gents, don’t try to squeeze one more free meal out of your honey before the breakup. It’s not cool. You will be ridiculed by piano-playing show offs on stage and online. (And on a personal note—if you must break up in a restaurant…try to do it during dessert, not before you order. It’s just polite.) 

Adventure[s] & Nerve Dating Present The Broken Hearted Ball Feb 11 at Matchless.

FREE. 

8-10 Breakup songs

10-midnight Makeout songs. 

Screw Love/Get Screwed.

RSVP on the Facebooks here.

You bitch.

XOXO, 

Adventure[s] & Nerve Dating

PS …there’s Japanese in this song and that is new to us…sucha showoff!