Ridiculous Tips for a Miserable Sex Life →
Each month like clockwork, men’s and women’s magazines hit the newsstands, bursting with terrible sex and dating advice. And each month, we pick out the worst tips and mock them for your edification.
Each month like clockwork, men’s and women’s magazines hit the newsstands, bursting with terrible sex and dating advice. And each month, we pick out the worst tips and mock them for your edification.
Ridiculous Sex Tips for a Miserable Life
“Buy your way out of woman trouble. Gone are the days when you could just say “I’m sorry” with a boombox serenade.”
An article listing the mistakes you might make, and the compensatory gifts that will help you recover! I’m going to try to write about this without harping on the stupid-if-not-insulting premise (men can trick women into liking them with gifts) in an effort to not be dull. Instead, I’d like to know if Maxim’s readers even know what a boombox is. The iPod came out over a decade ago. If you’re old enough to remember what a boombox is, you should not be reading Maxim. Fact.
The worst of the sex advice in August’s Cosmo and Maxim, mocked for your edification.
