10 Sexiest Music Videos of 2012
Good Music + Sexy Video = Great Times.
Good Music + Sexy Video = Great Times.
We’d give him an Oscar — but would we give him our delicate maidenhoods?
Sure, you could learn everything you need to know about the Olympics through NBC’s boring prepackaged commentary, or you could take a look at our guide to Learning About the Summer Olympics Through Unintentionally Erotic Photographs. Bob Costas or crotch shots of volleyball players, your choice.
We compiled an indisputable list of the 25 Sexiest Album Covers of All Time. Do not fight us on this. We’re experts.
We shared our thoughts on why we think Louis C.K. is the sexiest pile of steamy ginger man meat on television. That happened.
Imagine the FX network as a bar. At the bar is Justified’s Timothy Olyphant, in his clenched-jaw majesty, double-fisting bourbon. In a corner, Charlie Hunnam’s biker from Sons of Anarchy, and America’s favorite Estavez, Charlie Sheen (who recently launched Anger Management on the network) are arm-wrestling. Then, in another corner, there’s a stocky, balding ginger talking about masturbation and chicken wings to anyone who will listen. And that man, Louis C.K., is the sexiest man on television.
We go to Montreal to talk about sex with an acrobat, a massage therapist, a guy with a “girlfriend wife,” and more.
Ridiculous Sex Tips for a Miserable Life
“Buy your way out of woman trouble. Gone are the days when you could just say “I’m sorry” with a boombox serenade.”
An article listing the mistakes you might make, and the compensatory gifts that will help you recover! I’m going to try to write about this without harping on the stupid-if-not-insulting premise (men can trick women into liking them with gifts) in an effort to not be dull. Instead, I’d like to know if Maxim’s readers even know what a boombox is. The iPod came out over a decade ago. If you’re old enough to remember what a boombox is, you should not be reading Maxim. Fact.
